I have recently noticed an alarming amount of replies to post by completely random users. What's worse than that is all these replies seem to be of a completely solicitive nature. You are like hey sweet some one cares about some dumb thing I have to say. Then wammo, you get this crap, "Anonymous said...". From what I have compiled thus far is that it is always a formulaic response. I have narrowed it down to these basic three templates:
Anonymous said...
Your blog is great If you own a (insert rando product here), or are looking to buy one, I'm sure you'd be interested in (insert hlink to rando's site here) About getting a (stupid rando's product again)
Anonymous said...
Your blog is great If you own a (lame ass thing you would never own), or are looking to buy one, I'm sure you'd be interested in(crap rando is trying to pawn on you) About getting a (big rip off).
Anonymous said...
Hey, you have a great blog here! I'm definitely going to bookmark you!
I have a
(rando's product) site/blog. It pretty much covers (stupid crap) related stuff.
Come and check it out if you get time :-) (note the homo simely face)
The thing I despise the most (besides of course the stupid smiley) is the fact for have of a second they say something and try to act like people, when obviously they are just rando morons with an e-buiseness. Gees. Anything for a buck. But what I am still not quite shure of how do they fing you? Is it some sort of auto-scheme worked out with google? Or, does some low life just keep constantly scanning new blog post for hours on end? Something must be done here.
The Randos Must Be Stopped!
