The Latest of the Frankenbreeds.

Meet the Pandog.

With the introduction of the "Pandog", thousands of lil' Puggles across the country find their way to the bottom of local lakes and ponds via burlap bag and cinder block.
Awe, that pandog is soo cute.

Most Addictive Song...Ever?

Monkey Song.mp3



"I'm no kin to the monkey, no no no. He's a no kin to me, ya ya ya."

Why Black People Are Always Angry.

I'm sure this is also old (I guess?) but Jeremy can take a hike.

Racist Duck!

I'm sure this is old, but it's new to me so bite me, Jeremy.

Hooray!

It's old, but so are a lot of things. That's my point: lots of things are old.

Texans Speak Out - Only Want to be Known for Steers.

Yesterday, Texans took to the polls to vote for Proposition 2, and the vote is YES to No Gay Mariage.

Previously, gay marriages were outlawed in Texas, but the law granted judges discretion to allow civil unions. With more than 700,000 votes counted, 77 percent favored the ban while 23 percent opposed it.

The largest vote against the bill came from Travis County at 60/40. Travis County, in the Austin area, is known as the Texas Castro with the largest gay population.

Every state except for Massachusetts outlaws gay marriage. Texas became the 18th state to write a same-sex marriage ban into its constitution Tuesday.


Gay Texans remorse
after election defeat
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Puggles

What happens when you mix a pug and a beagle? You get this cute as lil button "hybrid" pup called a Puggle.




This is just one of hundreds of new "designer doggies" that started way back in the 1970's with the Labradoodle.

Here are some more examples.

Shnoodle
Peekapoo
Cockapoo
Yorkiepoo
and of course the Shitzapoo.

When will this Frankenstienery end? I would've thought regular puppies were cute enough, but no. This country of ours has to gather our greatest scientist, and instead of advancing mankind, we get them to make puppies cuter. Awesome.

Possibly not the best face to make when opening presents at your baby shower.