Welcome to Ollivander's

The wand chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter, it is not always clear why. I think it is clear, however, that we can expect great things from you. After all, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named did great things--terrible! yes, but great.

Friday, October 22, 2004

Halloween be approachin'

Still creepy.

Thursday, October 21, 2004

Via Con Dios.

Wednesday, October 20, 2004

I love a man who always smiles.

Ron also became a problem in mine and Jeremy's relationship. Here we are sitting on our favorite bench back in '02.

Tuesday, October 19, 2004

A Picture Share!

Monday, October 18, 2004

You got to, Get off the Toad Now! En a hoo hoo hoo!

Ba!

My Shadow and Me.

Sunday, October 17, 2004

An Homage...

If you dont understand, check the story and then the photographic evidence.

Every Other Day They Can Fend For Themselves...

What a Bargain!

Consider purchasing a guard donkey to keep you nemeses away. (As Marshall pointed out, it looks like the sign was marked in the blood of the donkey's vanquished foes.)

Saturday, October 16, 2004

Infinite Birthday

I think we all knew where this was headed.

Maybe You Could Educate My Mind

When did the signs that simply read "ELEVATOR" go out of style? Why is there a pictorial illustration attempting to explain the higher functions of an elevator? You can see some Braille hieroglyphics below; that I can understand--to an extent (do blind people just feel the walls until they happen upon something to read?)--but the picture, I cannot. For that matter, why is there a sign announcing the presence of an elevator anyway? Are there existing people who see those gigantic retractable steel doors and not know what it's all about?

Somebody help me out.

Thursday, October 14, 2004

Cat Convoy!

Cat truckin!

IT'S DRINKING THE WATER!!!!





This is the greatest invention in the world!



Hehehehe, it's going back for more!

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Take a bow, why don't you?

Monday, October 11, 2004

I feel pretty.

For the interest of all involved, this is what I would look like with a mullet.

MULLET SIGHTING!

Not a truly revealing shot, but this a rare variant sometimes found in mulletdom: the rat-tail femullet

Ar! Just trimmed me beard.

Scary Bin Laden Pirate

Sunday, October 10, 2004

He even speaks, In"paws"ible

From the producers of Air Bud: Wide Retrevier brings you: Air Bud: Sherlock in the Dog Pound!

I can't believe I ate the whole thing.

Jeremy was going to Subway-- I wanted a footlong-- he said I couldn't handle a footlong. I made myself sick, but I showed him!

Remit Wolverine Audition Headshots Here.

BA!

Argle-Bargle or FooFaraw?

Help! The human's about to escape!

Saturday, October 09, 2004

Betrayed!

Charlotte has been seeing Jack behind my back!

Hey China? I Got Something You Might Want...

Anyone know what this is?

Oak 14' Flexible Good for Charms

Everyone jump on board for team blog, blog team has the flag.

Most Curious.

What's my first name?

Ollivander