More announcers should do it this way.
If Binky the Clown ever did voice work on television commercials, it might have sounded something like this old Atari commercial.
Welcome to Ollivander's
The wand chooses the wizard, Mr. Potter, it is not always clear why. I think it is clear, however, that we can expect great things from you. After all, He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named did great things--terrible! yes, but great.